it’s needs to be an entertaining read but also meet all the criteria from the at

it’s needs to be an entertaining read but also meet all the criteria from the attached files. IT IS A SATIRE ESSAY. it’s a problem/ solution essay. for my problem I want it to be obesity. for the solution I want it to be gathering everyone who is over 300 pounds in the spring and sending them to a random island in the middle of no where then they fight until there is one person left. please add more detail and make it fun/funny. make sure you follow all the instructions in the attached files. must be at least 1250 words